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In the meantime, Drake spent his summer working on his Millie Bobby Brown cosplay.

I’m debating what’s more impressive, the 8 or so foot shuffles he does before the dribble, or the fact that it’s being called a “step back” when it’s just a lateral jump.

If only all NFL owners had the moral fortitude to just not sign a headhunting sociopath, but let’s be real here. Not like he did something dangerous or distracting like, I dunno, refusing to stand for the national anthem.

The Denver Broncos are one of three 0-4 NFL teams (assuming no tie, there should be one more after Bengals-Steelers tonight)

While I still don’t really believe it, the explanation that fits all the facts best is that Gruden just wants to be fired.

It’s a ceremonial rank only. He can’t marry people.

After being spurned by Trout, I’m hoping the Phillies take a good long look at signing Betts.

It can be multiple things. 

Fly At Night - all I’m gonna say.

You know how I know you’re from Canada?

That’s because you collapsed from heat exhaustion within sight of the finish line!

Sounds like perfect weather for a prestigious quadrennial soccer tournament!

Gotta admire the confidence of someone willing to publicly admit to listening to Boomer Esiason’s radio show.

That’s weird. Some weeks ago, I thought I saw a naked Kyle Long standing behind my grandmother in the background of a Facetime call. I asked her what he was doing there, but she said she was alone. She died later that night.

The Facetime call also unintentionally caught a naked and confused Kyle Long wandering in the background.

He voluntarily signed for QPR, so that’s highly questionable!

Khris Davis just needs to go 17-for-17 these last 4 days to finish with a .247 batting average for the 5th straight season. That’s what I’m rooting for.

Orioles fan here.  Can we get a rooting guide for fools?

“He died like he lived: drifting aimlessly wherever the current took him.”