Gary, Indiana (and Hammond, Indiana) are truly the nastiest American cities this Canuck has ever driven through.

The thing I got out of all of this is that I definitely want to see Yao Ming running routes in the NFL.

Nashville is the spiritual home of every suburban girl who claims to be “country at heart” because she owns cowboy boots and her parents are racist.

I constantly tell my parents that they did me no favors instilling me with morals and values, because these republicans can be fleeced every day of the week and twice on Sunday.

Your condoms have chinstraps? Kudos to you, big guy!

Me too. The St. Catharines part. Still have family there, and a friend who lived three doors away in Port Dalhousie. 

Strong disagree. Everyone knows magic’s top film is The Prestige.

He missed an opportunity to use "getting ran over by a Buss" for #59 on every list.

Surprised Philadelphia isn’t on there.

Everybody knows certified fork lift drivers can get it up, are responsible with their load, and don’t pull out prematurely.

I expect the President to tweet soon about how the European Diving Championships are rigged against American divers.

It’s like I always say, the hardest part about being a certified fork lift driver is all the women that want to have sex with me. 

Cheech still holds the honor of being the All-Time Highest Mexican (American).

I’m surprised it doesn’t look more like this:

Small Little Bone was the worst rapper in Bone-Thugs-N-Harmony don’t @ me. 

It is SO WEIRD to see the Browns WYTS this late in August.

Since he retired from baseball, Schilling hasn’t done anything that would suggest he’d be a capable member of society, let alone Congress.

I looked this up last night and literally gasped when I saw that. Bo Bichette! He’s fuckin’ cool

Counterpoint: You are a loathsome and vile piece of shit, whom I would not urinate upon if you were engulfed in flame. It sickens me that I share the same nation as you.

Just stop with the childish jokes and please use his full name of Penis Swett.