...linking Bill Clinton to Epstein’s demise. (That he’d do so was particularly bizarre, given that Trump also knew Epstein for many years, calling him “terrific” and telling New York in 2002, that Epstein “likes beautiful women as much as I do, and many of them are on the younger side.”

I heartily encourage everyone to watch that video embedded in the Sportsnet tweet, especially if, like me, your heart is largely filled with contempt and despair for humanity. It’s a nice reprieve from all of that.

I know a lot of people are going to be making jokes about this Werder’s physical appearance, and I just want to point out that it’s not okay to body-shame. This is true even of demographics not usually subject to body-shaming, because, if we’re being honest with ourselves, nobody likes a hypocrite. And maybe the world…

I appreciate you advocating for more roundabouts, and I agree. 

Wow, I haven’t seen a stance that open since Tony Batista, but hey, if it works, you do you!

Thank you all for the correction, I was mistaken.

Stupid bird.

It’s Philly.  If these people stopped to help every drunk with a nosebleed they’ll never make it home.  

“Behind every great man in a fight, is his girlfriend squawking like a crow with laryngitis.”

The Gang Goes to a Football Game

On the bright side, this is the only time a guy from Philly can hope to get doubled teamed by a couple of 11's.

I look forward to watching Jackie Earle Haley portray him in “Bangs And Changs: The Mark Davis Story.”

haven’t seen a brown run like that since the last time i had salmonella

WOW! Looked like he was on the run from his mafia loan shark!

He looks like what would happen if your barber found out that you slept with his wife

It’s fucking totally dysfunctional. It’s that fucking bad up there.

Will someone please shoot me into the sun?

Love.  The secret ingredient is Love.