“Pound Sterling” is not only British currency, but a good idea

Honest question: do Yankees fans actually like Sterling’s work? He seems to me to be such a preening, clueless parody, but maybe that’s the appeal?

So what if he tried to hit Hyde?  He’d have like an 81.7% chance of missing anyway.

To be fair, the river did stare at that home run for a really long time.

Time will tell whether Bradbury’s watery buttcheeks will be a persistent problem for Minnesota’s passing attack.

I haven’t had a ticket in 12 years. As a WRX owner, to boot.

Love to write shitty Penthouse Forum letters about my sex life that also mention superfluously that I went to Harvard.

and Witherfork, Witherstraw and maybe even Witherhands.

He may have misunderstood what people were talking about when they said they were dealing with 30-50 feral hogs.

I think a “chunkier Reese Witherspoon” is called a Reese’s Witherspoon.

Bixenspan just turned in his resignation letter after seeing this shit.

Okay, chuckle boy, I’ve enjoyed these but I think we need to keep some level of accuracy and accountability in journalism. Floyd did NOT “superplex” (as you say) Danny Amendola. A superplex, is a suplex off the top rope (and would thus be impossible in the NFL). If anything, Floyd did some variation of a gutwrench…

This never would’ve happened if consensus had been reached on whether Miller Lite tastes great or is less filling.

Tin soldiers and Trump’s comin’

“He sat on the same side of the bench as his lady friend, that was nice,” the tipster added.

I appreciate how this bold young man is calling Ross out on the mission of the charity. It’s like:

These owners really need to stick to sports.

Bears are better.

They’ve been usurped by feral hogs, between 30-50 of them.

This comment is the closest thing we’ve had to a Ley-bear post in forever.