Coincidentally, “strikeout machine” is what we all call Gary from work when we are out for drinks

Schrodinger’s comment.

Never thought I’d see a pro-gun take on Deadspin.

stick to sports

give it to mack

Lemme tell you, I have made a SHITLOAD of money working from home (this bit is false) and would love to edit this for you. Not that I really understand what that entails (this bit is true). I think I’ve also just demonstrated a solid grasp of what is fact and what is fiction, which I sort of assume may be a part of an…

The office was split 50/50 on whether to include you and they let Drew be the deciding vote. Not wanting to offend anyone he chose to....kick the can down the road.

Pope Thrower for Public Editor

How the fuck am I not on this list

marchman

My goodness I wish Zodiac Motherfucker would send in emails to Drew for this annual laughfest. Honestly reading ZM was the high point of the Lions’ season!

Fuck, man. Not even a token “NO MAGARY IM NOT WRITING ABOUT THESE FUCKS” from ZMF this year. It’s like Christmas without Santa.

Probably because you didn’t read the article.

Fuck the walk. Destroy the ball. 

That one sailed further over your head then his last toss as an Indian 

Trevor Bauer isn’t mad he got traded to a non-contender. He finds the whole thing funny, and is actually laughing at how angry you seem to be.

In perfect Big Show fashion, each episode he’ll flip between being a good dad and a bad dad.

Clement: “There’s only one way to settle this.”
In my head: “Rap battle.”
Clement: “Rap battle.”
Me: “YES!”

Poor Jason Mantzoukas never had a chance in a rap battle against the Hiphopopotamus.