Wrong there friendo. I subscribe to DAZN during football season, adjusting on and off for the Dolphins-Bills/Pats games (usually bunched together in some fashion with a bye that gives me a month off). It’s like $5 a game, totally worth it to see my team when I don’t live in the local TV market.

I’m stoked for this one. I haven’t seen them since 1997, but this is a 30 song set for their 30th anniversary, and it’s at Toronto’s legendary Horseshoe Tavern.

Seen ‘em. I want to say 2001 in Toronto. It may have been their first Canadian show legally due to Shaggy’s legal issues. Twiztid opened.

Regarding Pete’s question:

Right, but if you said “I was pooing”, it was be funnier than “I was pooping”.

The Division Championship year was good. The Zach Thomas/Jason Taylor era was fun. The first few Wildcat games were a blast.

porno is funnier than porn.

Think about it, have you ever actually had fun watching a Dolphins game?

Robbing an already bad roster of Tunsil and Stills arguably makes the Dolphins the worst team in the NFL.

Maurice Washington sent a 2 year old video of a woman being raped to the victim of said rape.

RIP Bon Scott

Hope everyone has a safe and happy Labour Day weekend

I didn’t even think about the fact that the comment section is full of pedant lawyers, so, you’re probably right.

bumping into his fellow ECW legend Joel Gertner

Dammit, I came back just outside of the edit window. Kinja’d

+1 in before pedant lawyers explain the fun out of this joke

We’re one more star-crossed playoff exit away from being the louder, drunker version of the Buffalo Bills.

Agreed. I mean, we’ve already conceded as the basis of this argument that all three are essentially impossible. I’m just saying that Luis’s take that scoring a single point in an NBA is correct as the least impossible of the three. I don’t think most of us could actually do it.

I mean sure, if the other 10 guys on the field are all committing holding penalties and the one guy left unheld is the cornerback on the opposite sideline to where you’re running, maybe.

All it takes is tracking down one loose ball. Sometimes it’ll just bounce to you.