Luis is correct. The chances of being able to get fouled in an NBA game make it the easiest to accomplish.

To be among the first to know when the Chicken Sandwich is available, download the Popeye’s app in the App Store or Google Play and sign up for push notifications.

I googled “kids with strippers” and looked for the first one that appeared to be nudity free ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 

I watched all of the Fins games last year and I'd suggest that "played" is doing a LOT of heavy lifting in your first sentence

I knew I wasn’t weird for the party I threw for my son’s last birthday

Pictured, breakfast at the Rivers Estate:

slight negative given he mostly plays second and of is average. So, he’s fine out there. Overpaid for sure, though.

Never underestimate the staying power of a guy who can play multiple positions without tripping all over himself. See Sogard, Eric.

To be fair, I’m from Canada and the temperature difference last Monday when I was there between Arlington and home was 9 degrees farhenheit (106 to 97). But, that heat down there is oppressive because it never cools off, even at 5am it was still in the low 90's.

I use end/home a lot because I’m editing a document template to turn it into a specific report, so there’s a lot of jumps within the replace function.

From what I saw, Arlington is just hotels, stadiums, theme parks and both local and national chain restaurants.

Nobody’s fantasy team was pinning their hopes on Tony Romo for the last four years he was on an active roster.

It’ll live on forever as the home of the XFL’s Dallas Renegades.

Whelp, nothing’s going to top this one. Well played, you magnificent bastard you.

I was literally there a week ago to knock Globe Life off my ballpark list. That stadium is a gem and should be appreciated.

Jesus Christ, Laura! The body isn’t even cold yet!

I find that joke works better if you use “The Detroit Lions” as the punchline to the Aristocrats set-up.

If it's indistinguishable to you, then you must get really mad at SNL's fake commercials.

Happy hour is here, mon frère.