Yeah, but that doesn’t stop literally every person I know in Buffalo from drinking it. And they’re all Bills fans.

Gone are the days when Regal can see a guy at a PWG show and say “you need to do this and this and if you can, you’re in” like happened with Owens and Zayn. Guys with that kind of buzz would have been signed 3-4 years earlier in the current climate.

Obligatory:

Wait, you’ll recognize only the one that hasn’t existed in 23 years, and not the most successful franchise in the entire league?

Not to be confused with the CFL’s Roughriders, of course.

That last suggestion and the ensuing paragraph are just . . .

The best part about the record is that whomever breaks it will be able to say they officially were booted from one entire regular season worth of games. If I were Cox, I would have tried to squeeze one more in that for that reason alone.

Naw, fuck that. I got three words for them: Learn to fuckin’ type.

At this rate, it’s only going to take David Bell until the end of the 2031 season to pass Bobby Cox!

When I give blood, he’s there. Every time. It takes every last bit of humanity in me not to pimp slap the fuck out of him.

Ugh. And I live in West Lincoln now, so I get the worst of it.

So, the NFL tickets cost Canadian fans an extra $7 now? Cool. 

These people are ready to slowly poison themselves with Genny Cream in the parking lot and tattoo #BillsMafia on their dicks, all to burn out the clock on an inevitably fruitless season and an even more inevitably fruitless existence

Right? That was my first thought. That’s what I did when I saw Sleep in June.

This joke would have been better if you’d hadn’t explained it. As it stands, it’s sorta

Counterpoint: Sam Dyson is a diaper baby who nearly started a brawl in Game 5 of the 2015 ALDS because his feelings were hurt that Jose Bautista gloriously flipped a bat on the biggest home run of his entire career.

One of Deadspin’s many Canadian girlfriends, selected at random

When I went to GAB, I definitely stayed in Kentucky (my sister worked for Wyndham at the time so I just went for Friends & Family at the closest hotel, which was the Travelodge right across the bridge from the Stadium).

It’s possible they’re saying “fielding” and not “hitting”. I’ll be honest, I can barely understand half the words in most grind, and I’ve been listening to it since I was in high school, which is in excess of two decades now.