Speed and contact, hitting, power, cannon for an arm. One man, five tools.

Found the guy from Cleveland who's never gone south in his own state.

There’s a reason your average sportswriter becomes a bitter, cynical asshole, and not in the fun, Ratto-esque way

You’re doing a wonderful job of trying to put words into my mouth.

Right, but find me a tonne of guys who did it in the Sally League before they turned 19. SWR is younger right now than Paddack was when he was drafted. SWR won’t be as old as Paddack was when he was drafted until Spring Training 2020.

So, the report now is that SWR was on the Jays board last year to be their second round pick and the Mets grabbed him with the 48th pick (the Jays had the 52nd pick, and took Griffin Conine as a result).

I got this far into the reply before I remembered that yes, yes you can. Because “incel” manifests due to a mental health condition (anti-social personality disorder), rather than something that takes an actual lifetime of rejection to acquire.

There’s A Advanced, A and A Short-Season.

Right. A guy who was on ONE top prospects list is truly an elite talent.

I would like to invite you, the guy who thinks ERA is a better predictor of future results than FIP, K% or BB% to join my dynasty keeper league.

So, I had an argument on here last week regarding the Marlins dealing of Chris Paddack, about how on a purely objective level it made sense (non-elite A ball arm for bullpen help), but was a bad trade when the subjective aspect of who the actual players were (Rodney for helium-prospect Paddack) was added to the the…

To be fair, most of them are bloggers . . .

Saturday was his 44th birthday, and they had brought him a cake.

This is a top 5 all-time Onion article. It’s up there with this:

Nothing. There is nothing they can do about it. Because Cashman only makes deals on his terms, and every other team in the league is sick of his shit.

I can’t feel bad for the guy who was pissed the Hall determined he would go in with an Expos hat.

After reading these for the last 6-7 seasons, I’m convinced that it’s the same five guys, then a few people who just want to get a letter in WYTS motherfucking everything.

Definining a word does not mean you can use it correctly.