Me: *tries to think like a guard*

It’s like the NBA equivalent of the Redman episode of Cribs.

Kyrie approves.

“Some of y’all can count TO TEN?!”

But the 23-14 record is skewed by the 13-2 on clay by Nadal. On other surfaces the record is 12-10 Federer.

I feel like most people pretty much understood that Glennon was simply a stop-gap when they signed him though. The people that were actually shocked and angered by this, probably don’t know a whole hell of a lot about football. Can’t just sign any shitty QB during a rebuild and put the entire workload on Jordan…

Pretty sure it was his WAR that landed Thames in Korea too.

Why would anybody fight to stay IN that arena?

Steve Smith of Australia has shipped the dog to Adelaide and he will open the batting in the 3rd Test with South Africa. “We need players who will step up and make a statement,” said the Aussie captain.

Louis I’m glad you’re willing to come out and say that black athletes are treated differently. And a Manziel-like black QB would have been lambasted long before Manziel actually was. That said, Winston is a rapist. Fuck him

Typical of soccer to have an important match decided in a shootout.

Fuck. Be strong Craig. A lot of people love you.

Eventually, Michael Vick would also have run a 0 Dog Enterprise.

For one thing, the cop’s shooting percentage would be sky-high.

lol I think you mean, “trickle down your chin” economics ;)

A British postman in the Netherlands is angry about the Tour de France? That’s the last straw, Greece.

.38 was also Johnny's average BAC.