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The lights-out thing doesn’t make much sense, and I suspect is a slight embellishment that, apart from anything else, is meant to imply that she didn’t know that he was black.

That said, this does seem to be a tragic, stupid accident rather than malice or indifference.

No scores for games - it causes too much trouble.

I dunno. Either you never touch any female ever again, or - just occasionally - you run the chance of accidentally touching a boob. It’s just a boob. Disclaimer - I do a lot of amateur dramatics, and the occasional inappropriate contact is a hazard of the ‘job’.

The food joke shows a little unawareness of the (over)

That’s kind of a low bar, isn’t it? Sort of, “well, this other guy I know killed multiple babies...”

Well, isn’t the point of being a politician to think and consider things that the average joe can generally ignore? Case in point, we have no death penalty in the UK (or indeed throughout most of the West) despite there being a majority of the public in favour of it.

Are we sure she wasn’t being sarcastic, because that quoted bit is hysterical either way.

So, lots of product placement?

I thought ‘Mantality’ was the ghetto name. I should really read these articles more closely.

Liars?

Broadly agree with this and your comments below (or the ones I read anyway - if you turn out to be a Nazi troll in some comment, then f-u).

Been there, got the t-shirt, and (ironically enough) been called a nazi for suggesting that punching nazis in the street is a questionable activity.

That said, we face extraordinary

It might have been tasteless, but I have to admit I laughed at the “best thing about being raped” joke. Even if you didn’t find it funny, it’s not like you could read it as pro-rape. Disney are a bunch of twats.

For Christ sake, I SAID it. I didn’t DO it. Besides, I don’t think they were too offended, do you?”

Phooey. I’m a 55-year-old Fortnite player (yes, I suck), and I don’t even like football, but this has me grinning like a 5-year old.

Well, quite. Like I said, the original version of this story gave the impression that’s what had happened, but in the actual context, he’s taking ownership of the word - he’s using it, not discussing it, despite a superficial resemblance to the latter.

The first thing I read about this elsewhere was a little vague, and gave the impression that he had legitimately used the word in a discussion. The actual context - not so much.

Poor guy. Out of work since keyboards got standardised.

So, it’s good, not just better than the original? Because that would be a very low bar...

I think Street Legal was, for some reason, the album where I finally got the point of Dylan, but I suspect that was more to do with age than any intrinsic quality of the album. That said, I remain puzzled to this day as to why it’s generally considered a lesser work. And I maintain that “Where are you tonight” is a

Has this always been a thing in the US, or is it just since the number of police shootings got publicity? Did white Americans think that was an advertorial?