She was reading his “I’m desperate to look like a ‘90s boy band twink” hair, what does that even have to do with Gucci?

Why are we even paying attention to this attention whore? I mean, it’s obvious this is some last ditch desperate attempt at getting the media to pay attention to him after the disaster (but not in a…

The wife of the US Treasury Secretary, recently in the news for being a total bitch on Instagram:

I want to see the marriage certificate. And since the “marriage” took place in Hawaii, we all need to see the long form marriage certificate. Get Sheriff Joe on the case!

If there is literally one person in the world who I wouldn’t doubt would do something like this, it’s Milo. The marriage is obviously a sham, the only question is whether it’s a sham for one reason or for multiple reasons, and that’s not really an important question.

I wouldn’t put it past him or any of those alt-right pigs who love spreading fake news. They are all co-conspirators with Russian terrorist hackers. They should be hung for treason.

I like this take.

I’m 100% convinced that this is a fake marriage and Milo paid this man to pretend to be his husband to pull off a sham wedding for the mainstream media so he can try to defend himself from racism allegations. Disgusting piece of shit.

Right! Not only is he blind for love, he is also deaf cause I don’t recall Milo saying anything that isn’t absolutely disgusting.

What? Just because it’s Gucci doesn’t mean it’s not hideous! People with style don’t have to rely on or name drop labels.

This man doesn’t hate himself.

Anybody think the guy really is blind and is a black white supremacist?

At first I couldn’t stop laughing. And then I thought about how much you have to hate yourself as a black person to marry milo, and now I’m just sad.

He’s “Wayne Brady black” and I think that’s about the perfect amount.

So nobody is even gonna ask WHY his parents separated when he was 4?

Dad to Mom:

Just reminds me of “I’m not Black I’m O.J. “

He’s black he’s black he’s blacketty black black and black!

I wonder what he put down on his college applications.

[Hmmm...I wonder if he was Othello in a school play?]