Unfortunately he can’t complete a Madison Bumgarner hat trick as Yasiel Puig is not on the Diamondbacks for him to yell at.

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I’m going to read #ThatsCub as #ThatScub and Urban Dictionary did not disappoint with the definition.

See also: asshole before Taco bell...

Rumor has it the cheerleaders were also part of a pyramid scheme.

weird Scrantonicity

This is completely unfair. Deron, Jefferson, Korver, and Frye are an incredible unit together and I have the NBA 2K9 disc to prove it.

Is this post satire?

Rick decided to sew his own asshole shut and live inside of a bird.

lol “gave up his billionaire lifestyle.”

You walk away pretending to talk to your friend about something very important, then “forget” to rack the weights, at leas the highschooler at the local YMCA do that.

HOT TAKE ALERT!

And with this new rule, his career will be taking a step back.

She reported it to her principal and he reported it to the police. Damn, definitely a wasted step here. Call the police. It really doesn’t have anything to do with the school, but good for the principal as a mandated reporter for reporting.

“... and when I hung up the phone it occurred to me, my boy was just like me yeah, my boy was just like me...

"Who is Pete Rose?"