A throw pillow with the crazy eye and the tongue flicking would make our current living room absolutely perfect.

A person who excercised common sense and rational thinking saved humanity. Build this guy a fucking statue.

Someone violated the confidentiality agreement. Mr. Asner, I swear it wasn’t me.

Making Faces was always my go to book when being in a bookstore as a kid. I always had a sense that he thought everyone was beautiful and could make the beauty shine through makeup—which as an 11 year old, fat, nerd was comforting.

That was my exact thought! I told my wife when we were watching it that I had the urge to set up some time with my financial manager.

A British Werewolf in New York.

His character won’t survive the pilot.

“‘How does this work, do you go first? or do I?’ was embarrassing.”

I am late to the comments and I wish I wasn’t... I’m “a gray”... but I want everyone to know.... I have known Judy - Edie’s wife - since college. They were/ are an amazing love story and I have never seen my friend happier. My heart broke today when I heard the news. She was an amazing woman who did so much for the…

Damnit Kinja ate my comments! Which means it will reappear at some later point so it looks like I double posted lol.

I’m so sorry to hear of her death. Because of her lawsuit I was able to gain insurance coverage since I could marry my wife. That happened a few years before I became disabled and wracked up hundreds of thousands in surgeries and medical bills. I shudder to think of what my life would be like with out.

Edith Windsor, an activist whose landmark Supreme Court case is largely responsible for dismantling 1996's Defense of Marriage Act (DOMA) and making gay marriage legal in America, died on Tuesday at the age of 88.

I remember thinking similar thoughts about attention to details during the chase scene in A Close Shave. Maybe 1/3 of the Jalop Population at most would even notice “hey, the lights dim a little bit when Preston starts the tru... I mean, Lorry.”

Cameo in Star Wars?

“SJW bullies”

You should never underestimate the importance of villians...there’s even a song about it that I think of every time a movie gets has a fun/convincing villain.

I’ve got pencil-thin moustache,
and a reptilian demeanor.
If I could squeeze a nickle from it,
I’d take grandma to the cleaners.
I love forgery, extortion and…

That’s Numberwang.

yeah because there’s nothing panic inducing about 185 mph winds

Clint is the one masterminding the Howard Empire.