And Leonardo Dicaprio never went to France again.

He really is the prettiest of the Clancy Brothers.

But what is the texture of Dexture?

Integrity is just dead weight.

Douche Dunkirk.

So when he says “Sweet Creature” he’s talking to the alien parasites moving under his skin, yes?

“I find your lack of taste disturbing.”

A Munchausen.

There have been no arrests as far as I know. The perpetrators were likely overseas. Russia, parts of Eastern Europe and Africa are frequent hosts for highly organised online blackmailers.

It’s already a thing on Facebook. The criminals catfish kids to give up compromising photos or webcam video then blackmail them for money. There was poor lad a in a town a few miles from me who got tricked like this. He was embarrassed and panicked and killed himself. He was 17.

Netflix regulars probably aren’t going to bother with torrenting it anyway.

Huh. Who knew Seth Green was so passive aggressive?

Support for Tori 1.0 was withdrawn by the parent company... 

It’s not that I don’t like the dish... I just didn’t know it was going to be a to be a buffet.

Buffy?

she is forever not ordering the specialty and finding the blandest thing on the menu and then saying she’s not impressed with the restaurant. WHY

Perhaps he has a thing for German black guys. Perhaps they MUST be black and MUST be German. Perhaps he likes them to swear at him:

A year or two back a report was compiled by those infamous pinkos McKinsey & Company which identified 200+ BILLION Dollars of pentagon waste. I believe the Pentagon took that report out into the desert and handed it a shovel. 

I used to roadie for Angry Beronica Stans.