Nobody owns Brexit (except Ms. May’s government).

Why did he ask for the gloss finish?

It’s only a game so put up a real good fight!

Self-reporting on a foul? That’s the kind of sportsmanship the game is built on, John.

Full head of hair and perfectly adequate girth. Mummy said so.

Can they do animated tats yet? I wouldn’t mind a Stephen J. Cannell.

BIFF IZ PREZDINT NOW

It’s shocking. We’re just numbers to corporate entities who operate like this. That being said, I enjoyed this tweet:

Nevermind that or the Drumpf-ulcer forming in your gut, watch this instead:

Google chrome throws up a privacy warning, invalid cert, whenever I try to click over here.

Latent Gingerism.

Count your blessing, Lionel. There are worse ways to get... busted.

That scummy stepdad will pimp you out to his Russian friends.

“What’s that, sir? It’s your name? Frankly, we find that a little hard to swallow.”

Cuz there’s no app called ‘Piss Like A Donkey Time.’

“Do pay attention, 007! Now Remember, the subject’s wife is a Soviet agent so keep your hands off her, for God’s sake. This mission is codenamed Operation: SACK OF SHIT.”

If one of those creatures is named “The Hulkster” Univision will NOT be happy...

You don’t want to smell like toilet threat?

You matter.