Gee, I wonder if this Star Trek movie will be about Kirk and crew doing battle against an Angry Man With A Grudge™

And now his bleedin’ watch has stopped.

[Congratulatory, non-jealous noises]

Now, wait just Ahmanet...

This had more scary mummy business in it than that trailer.

It’s just a matter of carefully educating yourself on how to spot the signs.

I will now think of them as “Bouncy Stranglers.”

I don’t think Feige is keen on Inhumans. It was Perlmutter’s baby and has now been downgraded to a TV Event. I suspect that even aside from company politics, Feige doesn’t want to overpopulate his movie universe in the way the comic universe used to be packed with Avengers/X-men mash-up teams.

They shoulda made him turn into a marshmallow man.

Something-something just showing her my briefs, Yer Honor...

Is that Troy McClure? From such films as Dude, Where’s My Tabernacle? and Seven Brides for One Brother.

“What have you done for lately, James Tiberiuuuus?!?!?”

Does anyone know the url of that stargate website? I’ve been looking for it in the wayback machine and drawing a blank.

Hard to begrudge at this point.

Sweet. Needs a Klingon version to make a pair.

I don’t usually expect much in the way of subversion from ABC, but they did have Dorothy and Red Riding Hood sucking face while a bunch of munchkins look on approvingly.

YOU ARE LACKING IN FRIED ONION. THAT IS WHY YOU FAIL.

That’s not too bad. The close-ups are the worst, though.

They’ll do well to find a better Baron Harkonnen than Kenneth McMillan. His performance in that movie gives me the utter wiggins to this day. I can’t even bring myself to look up a jpeg.

Seconded.