Huh, do Texans play that dirty, liberal Robert Redford music for every homer?

First, run in front of a horse...

He’s turning into Mickey Rooney.

They should have opened with the sea lions.

Where do you get an elephant-sized fedora, anyway?

Every day on CNN Larry King talked about nothing else. Every. Single. Day.

So the A & M stands for “Abuse” and “Malice.”

I think it was the prospect of having to type the words “Hillary Clinton” fifteen times a day for years on-end that finally drove Sullivan away from blogging.

Giggety.

I think he’s a fetlock for the nomination.

I live for the travails of Them, They, Himself and She.

Holy glowing lymph nodes! Are you really booked in at Kancer Kluster Kabins?

I had Hillary and Bernie both in the 90s. What’s funny is that, going out of my way to give the most bleeding-heart liberal responses, I still got a 30% match with Jeb!

Never mind Archie, tell me The Chilling Adventures of Sabrina is gonna happen.

What I remember about Teen Witch is that she was on birth control, which seems mighty progressive in a teen-oriented movie, even today, let alone 1989.

made me lol

The problem with that.. is that the close 2nd-placed contender is Ted Cruz, The Most Disingenuous And Unlikeable Man In North America.

I can handle big wood.