So the A & M stands for “Abuse” and “Malice.”

I think it was the prospect of having to type the words “Hillary Clinton” fifteen times a day for years on-end that finally drove Sullivan away from blogging.

Giggety.

I think he’s a fetlock for the nomination.

I live for the travails of Them, They, Himself and She.

Holy glowing lymph nodes! Are you really booked in at Kancer Kluster Kabins?

I had Hillary and Bernie both in the 90s. What’s funny is that, going out of my way to give the most bleeding-heart liberal responses, I still got a 30% match with Jeb!

Never mind Archie, tell me The Chilling Adventures of Sabrina is gonna happen.

What I remember about Teen Witch is that she was on birth control, which seems mighty progressive in a teen-oriented movie, even today, let alone 1989.

made me lol

The problem with that.. is that the close 2nd-placed contender is Ted Cruz, The Most Disingenuous And Unlikeable Man In North America.

I can handle big wood.

Your momz is in on it. #blindghazi

Hot take. Unorthodox. I like it.

Huh. I must have blanked the waterfowl prophylactic from my mind.

Howard The Duck had duck tits (!) That sounds like a truism. I mean... you know what I mean, FFS.

We’ve gone from a Beatle being pilloried for saying “We’re bigger than Jesus” to a republican presidential contender saying “I could shoot someone in the street, LOL!” I know there’s more context to it, but the point is he’s bragging that people are saying this about him. It’s a brag (!) That’s both funny and…

Well, she found Osama Bin Laden. Maybe don’t send a couple of seal teams, though...

There should be a Curb Your Enthusiasm trigger warning attached to that anecdote.