So it’s some kinda holey grail...

Thankyou. That cheered me right up.

People dread working with Krysten Ritter

It will be called a “Bey-vorce” and everyone will want to do it.

Maybe she’ll be joined by The Harvey Boys...

My day brightened when I read that as:

Two Corinthians walk into a bar...

It’s Snake! Sometimes he does a good turn.

Was it an ostrich? I thought it was Shirley Bassey.

You’re thinking of Pierce Connery. Roger Dalton was the first Englishman to ascend Mount Everest on a pogo stick.

This whole ludicrous affair is crying out for the Team America treatment.

So many london old primary schools look the same. Same bricks, same parquet floors, same brass plaque inside commemorating misfortune in the blitz.

Would you rather be the cat’s pajamas or the yacht’s pajamas?

Here’s me, elbow on desk, chin propped on fist, reading Jezebel:

Isn’t the (paid?) military propaganda more concerning? I heard there’s like an amendment against it or something. I’m a dirty foreigner and not well up on these things.

I’ve had that song on a loop in my head all day.

The best heckles is Mister Heckles.

I need the code for Tons Of Star Trek Shows You Somehow Never Knew existed.

That should really say Dunroamin’

Marco claims bank branch offices are being wiped out by excessive regulation.