I’ll be rooting for you from the bridge of my SPACE-PIRATE SHIP.

I’m sure Abraham appeared in an episode of Xena, Warrior Princess.

I heard the Jews have seven Commandments for gentiles which, if followed, will get you into jewish heaven. That kinda makes me wonder which three of Charlton Heston’s Commandments are optional.

Ooh. This should be a level in Half Life 3.

There’s nothing like a good Singing Telegram.

You’ve taken your first step into a larger world.

Awww. They made a little caucazoid.

A butterfly net would do.

Awww. Sympathetic racist head-tilt.

*Innocent until proven guilty, due-process, etc. The daily mail said the house belonged to someone else, so maybe that will form part of the basis for his defense.

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The problem is telomeres, the caps at the end of DNA strands. When you clone something that died at eight years old, the new telomeres begin already degraded.

Talk about going the extra mile. I imagine the intended order went like this:

Look at that beautiful swept-back grille (!) And the hood ornament up close is like a proto-USS Enterprise with angel wing nacelles:

“Rest assured there is male supervision.”

Alternate between Jessica Jones and the Great British Bake-Off. This will satisfyingly cover all human experience.

I don’t know if pretending to drink less than I actually am counts as a prank. If so the joke’s on me, or rather, my liver.

The Berlin Wall may not have been high enough...

Good ear.