They are the Bad News Bears.

It was a Titanic-themed wedding. She went as the iceberg.

Just watch De-specialized Star Wars, Empire Strikes Back, and Return of The Jedi - in ROTJ watch about the first 37m (basically all the bits set in or near sand) and then skip ahead to around 1hr48m (ignoring anything set in or near trees) and watch to the end.

I haven’t been to Buzzfeed this year and I refuse to falter with 17 days to go.

There was a bit on Friends when either Phoebe or Rachael moved in with Joey and brought a picture of ‘a famous baby’.

The Despecialized Edition trilogy is around 45gb total.

Imperial Stormtroopers?

I take it Robert De Niro is playing Mike Levey of Amazing Discoveries.

I quit watching about half an hour into the last one -and I’ll usually watch any old rubbish with special effects. Somehow that movie actually degraded my ability to enjoy total nonsense.

that gives us shit like five different identical Transformers movies:

It’s too late for me! Run, Spot, run... run for your life!

Mel, honey, just look for another ‘Antonio’ -or with a minor alteration, find yourself an ‘Antonia.’

“Brothers and sisters, I’d like to tell you how the Honorable Elijah Muhammad led me to salvation with the Nation of Islam.”

Turning Japanese while Dancing With Myself gives me Teenage Kicks, etc.

Wasn’t this a TV channel from the movie Alien Resurrection?

This is a story about a girl with a monoboob. She finds someone else who also has a monoboob, but they fight like cats and dogs! Will they resolve their differences and become a pair?

Perfect.

This anti-vegetative propaganda will not stand, man.

The letter R in her signature looks like a little stick figure doubled-over and puking: BLLEEUUUGGGH!

Hygeia