As far as I know, the person pictured here is not a celebrity.

Grease 2 was maybe a thing that happened. I want to see Grease 2 Live!

You poor thing.

Un-Corbett, as you have perceptively identified, is such a friggin oddball. But less savvy showrunners wouldn’t have put him in there, either. He’s supposed to be a bit off. The Dis-Corbett-ness only adds to this.

Hellcat’s mother was the creepiest thing in the series, even worse than Purple Man. She made my skin crawl.

Wrong Todd. Try Todd Rundgren instead. He may not be the Todd you’re looking for but he is a superior Todd.

Ohai der, Lindsey Graham.

How big is that lure? Apparently fish sperm is called ‘Milt’.

Now I’m wondering what that Taco Bell chihuahua got up to..

“There will be no whitewash in the whorehouse.”

I think the Oxford English Dictionary has bought a scooter and is listening to The Stereophonics.

Does it make you selfish, a bit rapey?

Bitter old bats.

Sometimes a SIGAR is just a SIGAR -as established in Freud’s last session.

Right now, he’s mixing paint and saying “Don’t mix it dead! Never mix it dead!”

I got Terrorvision, which I did see (and enjoy) back in the jurassic VHS era. It is such an odd movie.

I like to think they first approached Klaus Kinski for the role and he told them to f**k off.

It’s always funny when people chanting “U.S.A.!” display an identical worldview to people who chant “DEATH TO U.S.A.!”

Let’s end it on this...