It’s actually triplets. Don’t forget the brother:

I give her points for antagonising a frenchman.

Congressman I-fellate-the-Club-For-Growth is the sensible alternative? American politics is funny.

Today you really can put an electric motor on every corner and a flat bed of batteries beneath the cabin, but I still wouldn’t get in something called ‘The Chemobile.’

It was fuckin’ obvious that that cunt was gonnae fuck some cunt.

Are the Nationals based in National City? Because if they are, then I know who can give them a good talking-to:

I think it’s so impressive that those innovative, caring and virile Airbus executives are doing the necessary calculations themselves. This ozone-studying eco-glider will reverse climate change! MEN IN SUITS CARE. THEY’VE GOT THIS. DON’T ASK QUESTIONS.

*Financing and remortgage sold separately.

Just read this out loud, Mr. Kerouac.

That fella is in no danger of being mistaken for a happy little elf.

Took me a minute, but I got there.

I wanna to run to yoooooooo, Reg Barclay!

She cannae take it, Captain!

“Marty, we’d like to talk about your budget. Do you really ne-”

Something-something Liberty Bell-end.

For a minute there I was like “Benny the wuh? What does Michael Jordan have to do with Top Cat?”

Snohomish Blacksox lol. They’ll move to LA next.

Garfield without dialog is great. My favourite tumblr, though, is This Charming Charlie, which substitutes Schultz’s dialog for Smiths lyrics. There’s a ton them but here’s a few good ones.

We’re just defending the planet, Janet!