Holy glowing lymph nodes! Are you really booked in at Kancer Kluster Kabins?

Blaster fire can’t melt quadanium plates.

I had to disable the HTTPS Everywhere extension to make them them play.

Futuristic Ivanhoe gets no love.

It should be a Disney XD comedy. Regan & Pazuzu: The Pea Soup Years!

Did someone mention a Rajah?

NEEDS MOAR JELLY BABYZ.

I had Hillary and Bernie both in the 90s. What’s funny is that, going out of my way to give the most bleeding-heart liberal responses, I still got a 30% match with Jeb!

Never mind Archie, tell me The Chilling Adventures of Sabrina is gonna happen.

Noomi Rapace will probably pop up again in one of these movies. Maybe she’ll send a signal from the space jockeys’ homeworld or somesuch. Cue cliffhanger leading into part three.

What I remember about Teen Witch is that she was on birth control, which seems mighty progressive in a teen-oriented movie, even today, let alone 1989.

To quote Pink Floyd, “When I was a child I had a fever...” and in my fever I had a definite vision of Herbert Wells riding an amazing vehicle on a beam of light, like something out of TRON. I also saw a dancing frozen supermarket turkey, so...

The planet planet of No Mosquitoes, Which Is Neither Too Hot, Nor Too Cold, Nor Too Wet Or Dry.

made me lol

The problem with that.. is that the close 2nd-placed contender is Ted Cruz, The Most Disingenuous And Unlikeable Man In North America.

I can handle big wood.