I had Hillary and Bernie both in the 90s. What’s funny is that, going out of my way to give the most bleeding-heart liberal responses, I still got a 30% match with Jeb!

Never mind Archie, tell me The Chilling Adventures of Sabrina is gonna happen.

What I remember about Teen Witch is that she was on birth control, which seems mighty progressive in a teen-oriented movie, even today, let alone 1989.

made me lol

The problem with that.. is that the close 2nd-placed contender is Ted Cruz, The Most Disingenuous And Unlikeable Man In North America.

I can handle big wood.

Your momz is in on it. #blindghazi

Hot take. Unorthodox. I like it.

Huh. I must have blanked the waterfowl prophylactic from my mind.

Howard The Duck had duck tits (!) That sounds like a truism. I mean... you know what I mean, FFS.

We’ve gone from a Beatle being pilloried for saying “We’re bigger than Jesus” to a republican presidential contender saying “I could shoot someone in the street, LOL!” I know there’s more context to it, but the point is he’s bragging that people are saying this about him. It’s a brag (!) That’s both funny and…

Well, she found Osama Bin Laden. Maybe don’t send a couple of seal teams, though...

There should be a Curb Your Enthusiasm trigger warning attached to that anecdote.

So it’s some kinda holey grail...

Thankyou. That cheered me right up.

People dread working with Krysten Ritter

It will be called a “Bey-vorce” and everyone will want to do it.

Maybe she’ll be joined by The Harvey Boys...

My day brightened when I read that as: