Two Corinthians walk into a bar...

It’s Snake! Sometimes he does a good turn.

Was it an ostrich? I thought it was Shirley Bassey.

You’re thinking of Pierce Connery. Roger Dalton was the first Englishman to ascend Mount Everest on a pogo stick.

This whole ludicrous affair is crying out for the Team America treatment.

So many london old primary schools look the same. Same bricks, same parquet floors, same brass plaque inside commemorating misfortune in the blitz.

Would you rather be the cat’s pajamas or the yacht’s pajamas?

Here’s me, elbow on desk, chin propped on fist, reading Jezebel:

Isn’t the (paid?) military propaganda more concerning? I heard there’s like an amendment against it or something. I’m a dirty foreigner and not well up on these things.

I’ve had that song on a loop in my head all day.

The best heckles is Mister Heckles.

I need the code for Tons Of Star Trek Shows You Somehow Never Knew existed.

That should really say Dunroamin’

Marco claims bank branch offices are being wiped out by excessive regulation.

I’ll be rooting for you from the bridge of my SPACE-PIRATE SHIP.

I’m sure Abraham appeared in an episode of Xena, Warrior Princess.

I heard the Jews have seven Commandments for gentiles which, if followed, will get you into jewish heaven. That kinda makes me wonder which three of Charlton Heston’s Commandments are optional.

Ooh. This should be a level in Half Life 3.

There’s nothing like a good Singing Telegram.