You’ve taken your first step into a larger world.

Awww. They made a little caucazoid.

A butterfly net would do.

Awww. Sympathetic racist head-tilt.

*Innocent until proven guilty, due-process, etc. The daily mail said the house belonged to someone else, so maybe that will form part of the basis for his defense.

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The problem is telomeres, the caps at the end of DNA strands. When you clone something that died at eight years old, the new telomeres begin already degraded.

Talk about going the extra mile. I imagine the intended order went like this:

Look at that beautiful swept-back grille (!) And the hood ornament up close is like a proto-USS Enterprise with angel wing nacelles:

“Rest assured there is male supervision.”

Alternate between Jessica Jones and the Great British Bake-Off. This will satisfyingly cover all human experience.

I don’t know if pretending to drink less than I actually am counts as a prank. If so the joke’s on me, or rather, my liver.

The Berlin Wall may not have been high enough...

Good ear.

They are the Bad News Bears.

It was a Titanic-themed wedding. She went as the iceberg.

Just watch De-specialized Star Wars, Empire Strikes Back, and Return of The Jedi - in ROTJ watch about the first 37m (basically all the bits set in or near sand) and then skip ahead to around 1hr48m (ignoring anything set in or near trees) and watch to the end.

I haven’t been to Buzzfeed this year and I refuse to falter with 17 days to go.

There was a bit on Friends when either Phoebe or Rachael moved in with Joey and brought a picture of ‘a famous baby’.

The Despecialized Edition trilogy is around 45gb total.