Imperial Stormtroopers?

I take it Robert De Niro is playing Mike Levey of Amazing Discoveries.

I quit watching about half an hour into the last one -and I’ll usually watch any old rubbish with special effects. Somehow that movie actually degraded my ability to enjoy total nonsense.

that gives us shit like five different identical Transformers movies:

It’s too late for me! Run, Spot, run... run for your life!

Mel, honey, just look for another ‘Antonio’ -or with a minor alteration, find yourself an ‘Antonia.’

“Brothers and sisters, I’d like to tell you how the Honorable Elijah Muhammad led me to salvation with the Nation of Islam.”

Turning Japanese while Dancing With Myself gives me Teenage Kicks, etc.

Wasn’t this a TV channel from the movie Alien Resurrection?

This is a story about a girl with a monoboob. She finds someone else who also has a monoboob, but they fight like cats and dogs! Will they resolve their differences and become a pair?

Perfect.

This anti-vegetative propaganda will not stand, man.

The letter R in her signature looks like a little stick figure doubled-over and puking: BLLEEUUUGGGH!

Hygeia

As far as I know, the person pictured here is not a celebrity.

Grease 2 was maybe a thing that happened. I want to see Grease 2 Live!

You poor thing.

Un-Corbett, as you have perceptively identified, is such a friggin oddball. But less savvy showrunners wouldn’t have put him in there, either. He’s supposed to be a bit off. The Dis-Corbett-ness only adds to this.

Hellcat’s mother was the creepiest thing in the series, even worse than Purple Man. She made my skin crawl.

Wrong Todd. Try Todd Rundgren instead. He may not be the Todd you’re looking for but he is a superior Todd.