Ohai der, Lindsey Graham.

How big is that lure? Apparently fish sperm is called ‘Milt’.

Now I’m wondering what that Taco Bell chihuahua got up to..

“There will be no whitewash in the whorehouse.”

I think the Oxford English Dictionary has bought a scooter and is listening to The Stereophonics.

Does it make you selfish, a bit rapey?

Bitter old bats.

Sometimes a SIGAR is just a SIGAR -as established in Freud’s last session.

Right now, he’s mixing paint and saying “Don’t mix it dead! Never mix it dead!”

I got Terrorvision, which I did see (and enjoy) back in the jurassic VHS era. It is such an odd movie.

I like to think they first approached Klaus Kinski for the role and he told them to f**k off.

It’s always funny when people chanting “U.S.A.!” display an identical worldview to people who chant “DEATH TO U.S.A.!”

Let’s end it on this...

It’s actually triplets. Don’t forget the brother:

I give her points for antagonising a frenchman.

Congressman I-fellate-the-Club-For-Growth is the sensible alternative? American politics is funny.

Today you really can put an electric motor on every corner and a flat bed of batteries beneath the cabin, but I still wouldn’t get in something called ‘The Chemobile.’

It was fuckin’ obvious that that cunt was gonnae fuck some cunt.

Are the Nationals based in National City? Because if they are, then I know who can give them a good talking-to: