tomhasdoubts
Tom_Has_Doubts
tomhasdoubts

I think it’s so impressive that those innovative, caring and virile Airbus executives are doing the necessary calculations themselves. This ozone-studying eco-glider will reverse climate change! MEN IN SUITS CARE. THEY’VE GOT THIS. DON’T ASK QUESTIONS.

*Financing and remortgage sold separately.

Just read this out loud, Mr. Kerouac.

That fella is in no danger of being mistaken for a happy little elf.

Took me a minute, but I got there.

I wanna to run to yoooooooo, Reg Barclay!

She cannae take it, Captain!

“Marty, we’d like to talk about your budget. Do you really ne-”

Something-something Liberty Bell-end.

For a minute there I was like “Benny the wuh? What does Michael Jordan have to do with Top Cat?

Snohomish Blacksox lol. They’ll move to LA next.

Garfield without dialog is great. My favourite tumblr, though, is This Charming Charlie, which substitutes Schultz’s dialog for Smiths lyrics. There’s a ton them but here’s a few good ones.

We’re just defending the planet, Janet!

One day when the peoples of the world are united in love and harmony, when the glaciers have stopped melting and all politicians tell the truth and there’s gooseberry pie and icecream for everyone; one glorious day... all 1st person games will have an optional third person mode.

Nice art. So David Lynch is directing the new Spider-Man movie?

JAMES: I think right now in this country, our moral fiber is sliding down a slope

Ha-ha.

Ashley Madison, Nashville branch.

I like to fry’em and put’em on a cheeseburger. I may be thinking of ‘onions’.