I’ve never met an interesting person who says “I bet you’re a hit at parties.”

My guess is because they don’t want their kids around people who condone racism, sexism, hatred of Muslims...
But you’re right. The way you framed it does sound much worse. Good strawmanning.

Absolutley ZERO chance Trump passes up the chance to literally have the entire world pay attention to him for a day.

He might resign on Day 2 or 3. But unless he dies, he’s not missing that Jan 20 spotlight.