What did he do wrong?

Very true, which is a risk any bar takes in licensing any fight. The risk is assumed as part of the cost. The risk is no higher here than anywhere else.

Well, sure, if Mayweather Tysons him, all bets are off, but the smart money is on a decision win. Mayweather can’t/won’t risk trying to KO Pacquiao and Pacquiao can’t win period.

Will that bar be legally licensing the fight?

Most bars that can afford to throw down $6500 are busy enough that they don’t sweat the cost of doing business, as a general rule.

“That’s a lot of money, man. If a 200-capacity bar buys this fight, it would need to pack the house and then have each patron spend at least $32 in order to break even (and that’s setting aside the bar’s usual expenses).”

For my money, yes. JaMarcus Russell 2.0.

Well, I mean, his FIRST joke was gonna be him making that face over an unconscious, half-naked woman on a bed, so, you know, props for rethinking that.

*Goodell, thinking about pizza*

Guess this is Deadspin driving for journalistic balance. After several posts ripping Mayweather and ESPN’s coverage of him, we were “due” for a textual tonguebath like whatever the fuck this was. Terrible.

Awwwww, I guess someone got butthurt about being called out on their clickbait headline and their cross-pollination of this white-guilt circlejerk. Pathetic.

Oh, no, you seem to have misunderstood. I don’t feel guilty or responsible at all because I’m not. I simply find it repugnant when people try to force that on others.

Well, good to see that it’s not just Gawker who can fabricate horseshit headlines for page clicks.

I think the question we need to be asking is what the pregnant woman’s car did to provoke Jones to hit it.

I kinda want him to take the Yankees to another set of rings and as he smashes the game-winning dinger over the outfield wall, drop trou, reveal a syringe dangling from his asscheek and start doing crotch-chops in Steinbrenner and Manfred’s directions.

Dick-wagging basebloggers vilify him because of the steroids. By and large, people vilify him because he comes off as one of the most genuinely unpleasant shitheads in an industry that’s lousy with them.

I would like Cari Champion to put her foot down on Stephen A. Smith’s ballsack. Repeatedly.

It’s the fear that maybe people are right when they say “you’re the reason why no woman wants to touch your dick” turned around and rebounded as rage.

“So cheesegrater comment guy up there: I just don’t get it. I mean, why is he sending that message? What did Lauren Mayberry do to him? Why is she his target? Why does he hate women so much?”

*tips hat, knows what you’re getting at, doesn’t care*