Fucking Jamberry! If I see one more ugly chevron nail pattern invitation to a “party” I am going to scream!

Never not relevant.

This makes me cringe like watching my parents trying to do something “hip”.

please stick to the music and the styles that you’re used to, voice judges.

95% of reddit is men who vastly overestimate how awesome they are while denigrating everyone else so take their testimony with a grain of salt

I’m making this face. It’s the same face I made when my friend (who’s ex-wife is a terrible person and I have firsthand experience with her awfulness) posted some bizarre MRA produced video about how there’s no help for battered men on FB.

Your friend’s mom obviously deserved it.

I had a boss who’s brother looks a little bit like Keanu Reeves. He went to a bar and sat next to someone who looked like Keanu Reeves. Made about comment about which one looked more like Keanu Reeves. Bar Keanu Reeves said that Brother Keanu Reeves did. Bar Keanu Reeves was Keanu Reeves.

Embarrassing but true story, made less so by the fact that I was on much, many pain killers. Keanu and I both had spinal surgeries on the same day. I sent him a note asking if he wanted to neck.

That looks like a bunch of sleep masks woven together.

These people are in a band called Biffy Clyro and that wizard is wearing a cape.

“It’s ironic that no matter how many times he talks about this that it’s never good enough.”

It really hit me when we had to do class projects in 3rd grade and I did mine on the Titanic because the movie had just come out so it was easy to obtain magazines and information about it. I made a replica Titanic out of a empty plastic cat food container because that’s all there was around my house. At the time I…

When I had to lie to my mother about how hungry I was because there wasn’t enough food for the both of us.

OK, who else is officially sick of Lisa Rinna’s nonsense?

Gotta love the 90s Nostalgia boat.

It’s not. But that’s the hypocrisy. Women are sexual objects pretty much up for grabs as soon as men say so. But boys? Not the same. 

I know 13 year old boys. They’re still kids. Their bodies are bigger but they’re still kids in their minds. I noticed he didn’t talk about girls just boys. Frankly way to play into that fear homophobes have about gays targeting their children.

Just remember: they felt all the other awful shit he said about racial minorities, Muslims, women, and LGBT people was just a matter of “free speech”. Apparently this is the thing that was too “offensive” for them and where they felt the need to draw the line in the sand, where they felt the need to “infringe upon his…