I’m tired of straight white guys only getting roles as dead strippers.

That was my first reaction too, but apparently they’re all 28-33. Hollywood is so weird and has broken our brains.

none of their ages.....make..........sense

That is a disturbingly accurate cartoon.

First thing I came down here to say. Oatmeal described this perfectly.

Kurt? Who wouldn’t?

You can’t sleep with an Exotic Woke, and demand he cut his exotic woke haircut.

Kurt? Would.

Kurt Russell in Escape From New York? Wow, are you generous!

Was going to say no because long hippie hair is not my thing. However after reflecting on previous “Would U” options (I’m still traumatized by contemplating Ted Cruz anywhere near my body) I realize I’m being way too picky. So yes, totally would.

“Luncheon” sounds like I would still be hungry at the end.

Bless his heart. Must be so hard to go through life with a brain that small.

And Topher is waiting around for a That 70's show reunion to jumpstart his career again.

Yup, meanwhile Ashton is doing amazing work to end sex trafficking and child pornography.

Did anyone else watch Remini’s show? I was fascinated by the lengths Scientoligists are willing to go to in order to hide the truth. It almost makes Trump and his cronies look honest.  

Well Hyde...I guess you weren’t the cool one.

Because of course it is. He’s on a mission to teach women their place, and make sure men can be men, which in his view obviously equals rapist. How is this guy still on the bench? Why do I even ask that anymore? Rape apologists, and misogynists are in the judicial everywhere.

A question I go back to time and time again. Say the passenger was male. He’s found unconscious, pants off, the taxi driver thrusting into his ass. Would the judge still consider whether or not there had been a “flirtation” before the guy passed out?

This kind of reminds me of my mom’s first pregnancy. She was sick to all hell, and thought she was pregnant, but when she went to the doctor he decided there was no way she was pregnant and prescribed thalidomide.

Several years ago, I worked for an old guy who would occasionally take me into his confidence on some pretty personal things. When I became pregnant for the first time, he was very concerned that everything was “all right”. I assured him that it seemed to be. He then quietly told me about his wife’s first pregnancy,…