After 10 years, I finished paying off my student loans today! *High fives all around*

Nothing is known about the children McCorvey gave up for adoption.

Any leader who calls a free and independent press “the enemy of the people” is an existential threat to democracy.

This is pretty good. Usually I find her voice doesn’t match the songs she’s given, but this is pretty perfect for her.

There is no way I’m Googling “fingermouthing” at work.

Yep, my 16 year old sister confirmed that this is because they are hyper aware of their online presence and want to be in control of it. It’s also a signal to your friends not to tag you either, which I get but...why are you posing for a picture in the first place? Why not just decline the photographer or turn your…

oh my god, someone help, I have fallen down a hole of narcissistic teen trends.

I felt like timing did him wrong too. Because it seems like the big time roles that Cumberbatch, Fassbender and Eddie Redmayne get would be solid for him too if they weren’t around. Unfortunately, he’s just another Brit face in a sea of other Brits (well, Fassbender is Irish and German, so not British, though he reads…

I think he got caught up with the fact that everyone else wanted him to be a megastar, that he really read well with American women, and that he was groomed to fill a niche somewhere between aloof bad boy, available sensitive soul, and goofy British nerd that was such a hot commodity for awhile. NOBODY saw his role as…

He’s always struck me as a guy who grew up with immense privilege and who seems blissfully unaware of this fact. I’m basing my opinion on various interviews. He seems to love the sound of his own voice and often drones on and on with his long-winded point of view on various talk shows. I remember James Corden…

Hollywood is a ROUGH ASS PLACE, especially if you are sensitive to critique. I feel like Hiddleston would’ve have been better served being a college professor at Cambridge or Oxford who dabbled in theater. Or he should have just stuck to being a huge star in the UK who makes a few US movies every so often to fund his…

This. The Swift Loveboat debacle killed nearly all my love and his well-meaning-but-sooooooo-bad Golden Globe acceptance speech delivered the coup de gras. I will still watch him in movies, but my ladyboner for him is well and truly dead.

Married for almost a decade. Not so hard. Maybe because I didn’t rush into it until I was older. Two marriages dunzo by 32 is suggesting something.

Some friend of my young cousin commented on something she posted about abortion saying if one of his girlfriends had an abortion without him knowing she’d be dead. Verbatim. Then another friend of hers chimed in with “whoa you just threatened to kill a woman for getting an abortion” and the guy went off the handle…

As a currently pregnant person, I’d like to tell this man to fuck the fuck off with his host bullshit. I wanted this baby and pregnancy is miserable as FUCK. This isn’t hosting, this is being bled fucking dry by a goddamned alien (if you’re reading this in the future, little dude, just know that I mean every fucking…

The other week I made the mistake of clicking on some rando’s Facebook page after he had posted some blah blah “if only you had accepted Jesus” bullshit on a mutual friend’s page (she is currently going through a whole host of personal problems thoroughly unrelated to religion and completely related to being poor).…

I know. This didn’t even enrage me. I just thought: well, they finally said it out loud.

And there it is.

So are we a host when we have a penis inside us? Does that penis belong to us while we are hosting it? Can we do with it whatever we want? Just asking.

“Women have very little idea of how much men hate them.”- Germaine Greer, 1970. Plus ça change...