T****’s handshakes are all clench-and-pull. His elbow is always tucked in tight to his body. That’s some bullshit insecure masculinity/business power move to literally knock people off balance.

The other lawyers I know have been remarking about how Trump reminds us of that client who’s sure everything will be fine if we would just let him talk directly to the judge and work things out.

does anyone else feel like they’ve aged like 15 years in the last 20 days?

bitch, you cant lawyer up, they already judged up.

Comfort is exactly why I applaud this era for fashion. Regardless of whether or not you appreciate the look, you have to acknowledge the freedom and lightness it allowed women after centuries of being insufferably buttoned-up and weighted down.

Yes, but they were in AMERICA. In America, we clamp down on your hand like a vice, stare directly into your eyes as a display of dominance and shake until a little bit of poop falls out.

Hello. I’m not American. Can someone tell me why America thought it was a good idea to make a functionally illiterate man with severe personality disorders the President of the United States of America?

What I love a good empire waist! What do you have against regency ladies fashion? Granted it’s not as dramatic as the panniers of the Georgian era or the giant hoops and bustles yet to come but those dresses look comfortable and elegant!

I have nothing against the bird-chested man in the picture, but I cannot countenance anyone saying there is a superior Darcy to that portrayed by my boyfriend, Mr. Colin Firth. Anyone who thinks the 2005 version is superior OR that Macfadyen is either better looking or a better actor needs to keep Darcy’s name out of…

At first I was trying to figure out who the image reminded me of. I thought it was a young Judd Nelson ... or Andrew McCarthy.

I volunteer to check on him

I think he looks hot.

That is disgusting behaviour and I’m glad Messing named.

Wait, this dude was complaining about her nose...?

She had a child with Orlando Bloom, which is why this is a story.

It’s interesting that the person at the center of this nonsense, Ivanka, hasn’t said anything about it herself while her dad and his employees break federal laws to convince people to buy her stuff.

I usually stay away from this term but I have reached my goddamn limit.

Yessss

um.....Lock Her Up?