If you think Tom doesn’t cry and gaze wistfully at the sea, futilely listening for the singing of the mermaids, you would be incorrect.

Tom is that good-looking guy that you can’t believe is single. And halfway through the first date you realize that there are many valid reasons that no one wants to date him.

George! In his bathrobe. Shaking hands with Obama. I’m dying.

The best part is, it’s widely reported in the UK that the Obamas and Windsors adored each other, no matter what Fox bullshits.

She is fascinating to me. I had her first fundie Christian album - one of a few hundred people who bought it when it came out. I LOVED it. Then she came back a few years later and it was like “who is this? KATIE HUDSEN?”

It’s super easy to read tone into text. I had to teach my dad that capslock was read as the equivalent of yelling (which, in my family, is 73% likely to be the case anyway). His response email?

“CaliforniaJones, I DID NOT KNOW CAPS WERE YELLING! I WAS NOT YELLING AT YOU! Love, Dad”

My crazy mom didn’t just sign her name, she had a text signature. So every text would end with “Smile and pay it forward! :) :) - Momname”

Yeah, I’m mid-20s and “K” on it’s own is basically shorthand for “I don’t want to deal with you right now.” I’m not even a huge fan of “okay” tbh. Acceptable short responses to confirm you’ve read a text: “Gotcha”, “sure thing”, thumbs up emoji.

I use to text “k” to my kids if I was super busy to let them know I saw the text and that’s okay...

I’m always disappointed when I hear the name “Kylie” cuz I think of Minogue and it’s almost always Jenner related. alas!

I don’t see how mini K can. Kylie Minogue has been recording since before Jenner was born. And in many places, she is a one-name celebrity.

Minogue’s attorneys also described Jenner as “a secondary reality television personality,”

Kylie Minogue 4eva.

though I have to admit that Kylie Jenner is the first person I think of when I hear “Kylie.”

I have to admit that Kylie Jenner is the first person I think of when I hear “Kylie.”

I trust a post-Taco Bell fart more than I trust Trump.

I work in an office and can say that the cute outfits thing gets old after a month and then everything becomes about remaining sane and not engaging with office politics

I can’t believe Genie in a Bottle was never number 1! Summer/fall 1999 was when I moved to a town that we actually got MTV (I grew up with VH1 only, which my parents didn’t let us watch—I guess they were worried about the scandalous Celine Dion videos) and Britney and Christina were the motherfucking queens of TRL. I…

How does that not hold up?! I submit that it does. She took his heart AND his money. Come on, now.