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tomcruisemiddletooth
tomcruisemiddletooth

That was published without comment because my mind was rendered incapable of putting one thought after that.

As somebody who had to terminate around 20 weeks due to fetal abnormalities inconsistent with life, FUCK YOU, ARKANSAS.

Yes! Call them by their names! We need more people who are unwilling to be vague or talk around the problem: White supremacy. White nationalism. Bigotry. Homophobia. Islamophobia. Religious discrimination.

If it walks like a duck and quacks like a duck...

Goddam. This lady has all the balls in Washington.

/also, “funner” isn’t a word.

This, however is Normal:

He’s trying to make it look like he’s so busy and presidential.

A friend of mine posted this sign from last weekend’s rally in Boston and I LOVE IT.

lol @ the people who are all “I thought he’d be more presidential after he’d won.” or “I didn’t actually think he’d do those terrible things he said he was going to do!”

THIS WAS YOUR FUCKING CHOICE WHITE AMERICAN CHRISTIANITY

ohh yeah but Obama has always been so respectful and went to church so many times and people still called him a “secret Muslim.” Black people just can’t fuckin win no matter what they do. Fuck Trump and fuck all of the Trumpers.

I truly, truly hate women who do this. They do not look at their husbands like that at home behind closed doors. It’s a stupid con game that their idiot cohorts fall for every time. My parents have been married for over 50 years, so this is not cynicism.... I know what real love looks like and that look of agape,

I can’t stand that look of awe and childlike adoration on a grown woman’s face. It’s the look every woman with one marble rolling around in her head gives her husband when he’s got two marbles rolling around. Duggard shit

Plus “you complete witch” is such a good callout.

It is a universal truth that no matter what else is happening, Mariah is trying to look sexy.

It’s clear that Rob Lowe is a real life Tamogotchi. I hope the new assistant knows this or she may kill a national treasure.

“Ensure the client is fed” is deeply funny to me.