“I think it’s just because she couldn’t hear what David was saying.” He then reveals that he thought Ryder’s faces were “awesome.”

Okay, keep beating that dead horse.

The last time Ed Sheeran claimed he wasn’t popular in high school someone from his school in the comments replied “If by not popular he means that he had loads of friends, was well liked and dated frequently, and was invited to all of the parties thrown by the kids who were popular then yes. I guess he was unpopular.”

I was drugged in college and the last thing I remember is my friend screaming at the guys following us to leave us alone before totally blacking out. After two beers. The photos from the night are not things I remember doing. Being fully clothed and speaking coherent sentences doesn’t mean she wasn’t drugged.

I remember going to the big 8th grade dance wearing spandex bell bottom pants from Express, those knock-off Steve Madden stretchy black platform sandal things, and a black spandex tied-back (so no bra) tank top belly shirt fringed with beads. Butterfly clips and glitter perfume was also involved. Ah, life! What…

I worked at Wet Seal in 2000. We had a Destiny’s Child poster was hanging up in our backroom. The trio was in town for a concert and shopped in our store and they all signed it for us. Britney Spears was in the next weekend, and wanted a private shopping experience, so we closed the store for her. 17 year old me was…

As a fellow adoptee, I agree! And I was lucky enough to be a healthy white baby girl—the only thing that could have fetched a higher rate of interest would be being a healthy white baby BOY.

Ok but back to the important part - how many abortions did you sell her?

“Thanks, but I don’t need any abortions.”

I used to volunteer a lot for Planned Parenthood in Los Angeles, and much of that was “community outreach” — going to communities that had a clinic and passing out information about the services it offered. The very first time I did one of those, I had what remains the most rewarding and simultaneously most…

no one in their right mind would ever fuck them?

When it comes to videos about famous people problems, give me Lucky by Britney Spears, or give me nothing. Everything else can GTFO.

Maybe its just because I am a curmudgeonly old bibliophile, but I do not trust people who openly profess that they don’t read books.

Wow. Book-readin’. How subversive and radical.

“Still, Mr. Trump, who does not read books...”

...and he and his team are using a private server now.

For a cute, fun Rom Com that’s another Mandy Moore Vehicle, may I suggest Chasing Liberty? Which also features the deliciously British Matthew Goode (playing a U.S. Secret Service agent while still using his normal Brit accent for...reasons). A movie where the main female character actually has sex with the object of…

I got my second tattoo because of this movie. I was 21, and the movie just touched me oh-so-much. I left the movie theater, went down to 6th street, had two lemon drop shots at I think Cheers Shot Bar, then went upstairs to River City Tattoo. I selected a gorgeous Chinese symbol, and put it on my right lower hip.

OMG, my Walk To Remember story is excellent.

Damn if I didn’t loooooove Shane West at the time. Teen People poster on my door and everything. I was extremely edgy so the fact that he wore a padlock necklace like Sid Vicious was v. hot.