I see your God and raise mine.

As far as I know, God is not described as having a race...but he is described as having both typical masculine and feminine qualities and is described as having motherly characteristics but, I guess the pastors don’t remember those parts of the bible.

“I guess I’ve been living in a bubble. [Pence] sounds like a tyrant, they remarked.”

As terrifying as this whole thing, the schadenfreude I get from seeing supporters’ eyes open about how they were conned has been beautiful. Just beautiful.

My thought: “Evan Rachel wood is most certainly not dating Johnny Cash”

UGH to all model-types telling us how much they eat and then saying, “I just work out a lot!!”

I need those Hiddleswift breakup songs like now.

Those are excellent brows. Her entire face is like a piece of art.

For some reason, I really want Orlando Bloom and Katy Perry’s relationship to last.

re: Bella

Whoo boy! The little girl is giving out serious pageant vibes!

I’m commenting for the first time in... five years?? to share my family’s ridiculous Christmas cards I Photoshop every year. To my mom’s credit she thinks this is the best thing ever, although she does also make us also take a (more) normal picture.

Every year, my family looks forward to getting the Christmas card from my dad’s cousin who lives in Beverly Hills. She married a Greek millionaire (like a Harlequin romance novel!) and has adorable blonde children. They wear costumes (really, one year they were all wearing costumes straight out of the court of Louis…

My girls are 21 & 22 right now and I gave up on “perfect” family pictures ages ago. This is what I got in 1999 when trying to get one to print and send with Christmas cards - I totally sent this out, too.

It’s so you can humblebrag to all the people who unfollowed you on Facebook.

Best Christmas card I’ve encountered was a friend with a bratty 4-year old daughter who melted down for all the Christmas pics, so the Christmas card was basically hilarious crying pictures. I don’t know, maybe I’m evil, but it fucking slayed me.

Hey, fellow parent here, but I think that your xmas card picture sounds like one of those internet “Parenting: You’re Doing it Right!” moments. You’re teaching your child to have a sense of humor, not take things too seriously, fulfill family obligations, have fun, and most importantly, be confident in herself. Any…

My daughter and I do anti-Christmas card pictures each year (well, for the past few years). We aren’t a stuffy family and it’s our way of giving the finger to establishment and propriety here in the South.

The best Christmas card of all time was this one from San Juan’s mayor a few years ago. Yes. That is a cheetah sinking its teeth into an antelope.

This is our first Christmas as a married couple so I ordered some photo cards. It has a picture of us on our honeymoon, but most importantly, these photos of the cats: