THIS is the only tweet worth sharing today.

Damn it Coco, I don’t even look that good when I haven’t just given birth.

“You know, my best friend’s husband was an anecdote, and everything turned out fine! Do you trust the government I want to lead?”

Creating dialogue that leads to mass shootings at Planned Parenthood clinics then refusing to take the blame/even really acknowledge the situation for what it is?

“That’s kind of a red herring, honestly,” Fiorina countered. “If somebody is a suspected terrorist on a watch list, they can be indicted at any time, and once you’re indicted, you cannot own a firearm.”

Pregnant Kim: Pregnancy makes me feel like a bloated whale please pass the Cheetos

“getting tired of people commenting about Karlie being better for Taylor”

She looks like Ines De la Fressange, who was Lagerfeld’s muse until 1989, when he called her “everything that is boring, bourgeois, and provincial.”

Holy smokes. She looks like such a fox here. THE FOXIEST.

Ted Cruz, your mother doesn’t want to be there. Let the poor woman go.

Chrissy Teigen, bringing a whole new meaning to “Babality.”

Is he capable of speaking without it sounding like he’s acting? I’ve seen more convincingly natural performances in high school theater. I know that all candidates are putting on a show to a degree, but his constantly cloying delivery is really troubling. I genuinely suspect that he’s a psychopath, in the technical…

Per Billy Eichner’s tweet; to everyone who utters the cop-out “There’s no difference between Democrats and Republicans, so why bother?”. Just look at the GOP candidates responses “We’re praying”. The Democrats say “let’s fucking do something!”

They're mine, nachos.

Could be worse.

I can believe that his mum spends hours praying for him. But that the prayers are more her pleading with God to make him less odious.

If you are being held against your will.. BLINK TWICE!

I find this shocking, as I was certain Ted Cruz was a russet potato born of potato parents.

ayyy dios mio