My husband has a vasectomy, which was successful. I STILL TAKE BIRTH CONTROL PILLS. They make my skin pretty, my boobs perkier and my periods six hours long and way less painful.

Leave birth control to men when it’s me who gets pregnant?

A condom vending machine in every household seems rather impractical. We would probably have to get rid of some furniture to make it fit, and then it would likely just be another place for us to stack laundry until we became annoyed with the size of the piles.

He’s never met a conservative in his entire life that wants to ban contraceptives? Are you fucking kidding me?

thanks for that mental image, is it too early for whiskey?

Because they see one facet of every issue surrounding women’s health. You need birth control? It’s because you’re a slut, not because you have a medical condition which can be controlled through hormone therapy. You want an abortion? It’s because you’re a slut who let that guy get you pregnant, not because you were…

Last I checked,we don’t have a rubber shortage in America. When I was in college we had a machine in the bathroom, you put 50 cents in and voila!

“Abortion on demand” needs to be put to rest. It’s complete bullshit. Would he - or anyone, for that matter - say “chemo on demand” or “organ transplant on demand”? It’s a protected right, a private decision — a legal medical service, full stop. Fucking dog whistles.

How do they not understand the manifold reasons women take birth control above and beyond avoiding pregnancy? (WHICH IS ALSO TOTALLY REASONABLE?!?) I realized the other day how many reasons there are to need hormonal birth control when I longed to be on Implanon again because it made my periods regular. I got off of…

(I’m kind of OK with duplicate articles, honestly, if it keeps me off the Gawker mainpage.)

Hey if you want I can tell him about how my uterus tore open and the epidural wore off *while they were cauterizing my uterus* and then they gave me pain meds and my blood pressure dropped so low that I almost coded.

A+ gif usage you filthy goat

a full shot of Rebel looking fucking BOSS

Between Kim, Coco, and Hayden, the theme of this dirt bag is that being pregnant and giving birth sucks. I concur and I have the C-Section scar (after 36 hours of labor) to prove it.

I really like her. She's funny, she's gorgeous and she doesn't give a shit. All props to her.

I'm so very sorry. Internet hugs from a stranger.

I just found out that I’ve got a nonviable pregnancy. Reading this Dirt Bag about Kim K and Hayden makes me just so much more in awe that even pregnancies that do make it all the way can be so friggin difficult. This sucks.

Honestly, she came out of the gate on fire in Man in the Moon in 1991 and has turned in consistently good performances ever since. You mention Election (amazing), but she also rocks Pleasantville, Cruel Intentions, Vanity Fair (which maybe only I liked), an Oscar-winning performance in Walk the Line, and a solid turn…

I will watch this