tomcruisemiddletooth
tomcruisemiddletooth
tomcruisemiddletooth

1. wha-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-tttttttttttttttt

You would think. Then again, if you’ve really got boobs you can’t buy bras at VS anyway so they may be giving up on that demographic.

It’s like seeing an alien who has never had a human body before go into a closet and try to piece together what they think a human being’s outfit would look like using EVERYTHING available.

I find myself confused by the.... waist fabric(?) the most.

I love the VS fashion show because it is the actual weirdest thing in America. It's just so goddamn bizarre. Years from now when our civilization is re-discovered, they will have nothing but questions.

I still love them. Because I am tacky. AF.

the only person I’ve never known to be excited about this event is a former roommate of mine—she’s a dancer, so she basically lives in costumes, and she told me once that one of her dreams is to be a VS Angel.

There’s just SO MUCH GOING ON IN ALL THESE COSTUMES MY GOD

I don’t think this bra fits her...

If I wanted to make my husband stare at me strangely and go “What are you wearing” yes, I would buy one of those outfits.

At first I didn’t realize this was confetti and I had no idea what kind of face painting monstrosity they had subjected her to—looks like a purple mustache

That movie was WAY more than “about 10 years ago.”

I bet it was Crash. Everyone in that movie was playing fairly miserable characters. Method Acting + miserable characters can turn ugly off camera pretty fast.

Once Americans decided that the slaughter of children was less important than an amendment made before semi automatic weapons were even conceived, and consciously voted for (or chose not to vote against) lawmakers that held with the idea I honestly gave up hope.

Fuck that guy.

I unfortunately found out about the Sandy Hook truthers a few days after the shooting, when my roommate at the time showed me pictures of two nondescript women with brown hair at different press conferences, and tried to convince me they were the same woman and that this proved it was a hoax.

I get it, Matthew Mills. I too cannot believe that it ever happened. I can’t believe that someone killed twenty first graders and 6 school employees. I get that it’s impossible to accept that all that happened and still not a single thing has changed in our gun laws. I further can’t believe that the gun lobby and

I had no idea that there was a truther movement associated with Sandy Hook. Seriously people? Ugh.

DON’T DO FUCKING BLACKFACE. JESUS. GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER WHITE PEOPLE.