Seriously, all I could think was:

Has to be one of the most handsome Presidents I've ever seen. Ever.

Because Lupita was there?

This is gorgeous.

can we circle back to why jared leto was there

Hello perfection, thy name is Viola Davis. That lipstick and dress shade are flawless on her.

Class fucking act. That’s not what I want from my celebrities! Now, where did I put Leah Remini’s memoir?

..and then 253 pages of ‘ha ha ha ha ha...’

I would respect her more if she just wrote, “The key to having the body you want is a bank account that can get you there” and then nothing else.

sorry-not-sorry, but any man who rapes me is giving me permission to do whatever i like with his wang, including chopping it off and tossing it out the nearest window. don’t like the thought, then don’t rape. easy to avoid.

“Hell yeah! You gotta step up man”

Jeez, haven’t these people read ANY time-travel fiction? Stuff like that always backfires. You kill baby Hitler, you’ll end up with robo-dinosaur Himmler in charge, who would be far, far worse. That’s how time-travel works: NEVER MESS WITH THE TIMELINE.

Lorena Bobbitt helped get the marital exemption removed from NC rape laws. True Story: The morning this story hit the newspapers across the country (and it was front page, above the fold of EVERY newspaper in the country), the NC legislature was due to vote on removing the marital exemption from our rape laws. (Back…

Can we go one FUCKING day around here without calling a woman who was abused to the point of chopping someones penis off OLD? FUCK. No one cares about your boner.

John Bobbitt has attempted to make contact with her more than once over the years.

This reminded me that John Bobbitt did a porno after his penis got reattached. If memory serves, it was called Uncut.

I’m Ecuadorian (and Colombian) and my mom and all her friends used to joke about Bobbitt all the time when I was a kid. She was seen as a national hero* by women in Ecuador back in the 90s. Jokes mainly revolved around the idea that you don’t and should never fuck with an Ecuadorian woman’s heart unless you want your…

One would think that after such penile-located trauma, Mr. Bobbitt would make like Fleetwood Mac and go his own way. But as Lorena tells Harvey, John Bobbitt has attempted to make contact with her more than once over the years.