tomcruisecontrol
TomCruiseControl
tomcruisecontrol

I talk to my KIA dealer on a daily basis... and yesterday he said “You’re the first one on the list for one of these”. Living in the East... I postponed delivery until April, due to snow and stuff...

I agree - he doesn’t know what he is talking about.

Jalopnik readers: Please make more affordable hot hatches and wagons! Please!

Are you talking about the metal spring clip in the headlamp housing, and the black plastic fasteners that tons of other manufacturers use?

This might surprise you...but a lot of people give zero fucks about BMW.

I’m sure it is, but it made me lol even more with the periods. Like spelling it out for a two year old C. A. R. ..... CAR.

I have a 2012 Hyundai. Number of things that have went wrong with it: zero.

It’s easier to hate a Kia/Hyundai than it is to overcome boring prejudices established over a decade ago. Every time I see a “Kia’s are garbage”-eqsue comment I immediately assume the following: voted for Trump (or didn’t vote and complains about Trump), purchases cars based on KBB value, only uses Facebook/Twitter to

This is the most ‘knuckle dragging’ comment I’ve seen in awhile. Every article about an electric vehicle, you’re always barging in with ‘electric cars are dumb’ comments. You sound like a coal miner that wants their kids to grow up to be coal miners and not you know, utilize their full potential.

D.B. Pooper

Those are the 60' times, not the 0-60 times.

It’s microwave, get the insult right. Only an imbecile would try to spy on someone with an oven. 

Being upset about an R34 sedan being abandoned is like being upset that a 2003 G35 was abandoned.

Wait, that’s the dude?

You haven’t been around here long, have you?

I think your flat brim hat is on too tight.

Now you've done it. There's a cloud of vape smoke gathering on the horizon.

Which heroine? I like Wonder Woman. Hopefully, our heroines manage to stay off heroin.

This is easy, a rally car is because racecar, a drift car is because herpderp.

No worries, he’s got a back up plan.