First things first. that picture is NOT a 15 year old... maybe when he was 10.

Say what you will, but that orangutan is a huge improvement in Indy. He surely wouldn’t trade a first for Trent Richardson.

I’ve struggled with coming to terms on whether that’s the right call, but I end up on the side, first and foremost, that you aim not to do harm in journalism.

Takes Deitsch to task for this:

I don’t see how this would have helped Thompson. She moved the ball several inches

I’m going to go through every response, look for someone mentioning that “he deserved it because Lycra,” and then go and find my own 31-ounce Louisville Slugger

Dude is a habitual highjacker. The ball, press conference questions, the ladies’ section at Goodwill...

Including closing with 3-for-13 that leaves him angry for the post-game shower?

It’s been pretty awesome watching the guy most likely to win the MVP get thumped by the guy who should win the MVP.

I was going to say, at this pace, Waze will have to add a symbol just for her

That’s what I’m thinking. Why hasn’t someone just eliminated her valve stems? Or better yet, drain her oil one night?

So sexy. Mm.

Well, her parents did tell her she could be anything she wants...

There was this white BMW that I would see every day on my commute to work. He would cut back in forth through the lanes, cutting people off (I mean like 1 or 2 feet of space), tale gate them, and flash his headlights/honk his horn at everyone. I saw the car enough to know the plate number. This was a daily issue, not…

It’s florida man’s ex wife

There is some asshole in the detroit area with a modded red GTI I’ve considered doing this for. Also this other guy with a MIPAPA license plate that insists on driving 15 under the speed limit but should you come up behind him and make an attempt to pass he’ll accelerate and try and run you off the road. This has…

White lady in Kansas. She’s not getting any harsh anything.

Is there no protocol in place for when a police officer pulls someone over to issue a citation, runs their license, notices they have 56 other citations, to perhaps confiscate their license?