“You’ll have to enter the last 6-digits of your Social Security number (and your last name”

He looks like someone who would know quite a bit about “propane and propane accessories” so I wasn’t worried.

Was not expecting that to end without horrible injury. This is what the internet has done to my brain.

obligatory

Propane guy: here you go.

He’s out pretty late for a school night.

When did reporters (sports, politics, wherever) become incapable of asking a direct question? Also, the word “obviously” should be banned from any reporter’s vocabulary during Q&As.

Coach, how often do you thank your predecessors for costing Notre Dame so much in severance pay that it discourages the school from firing you too?

*that we know of

Here’s the more direct question:

Brian Kelly belittles his wife when she mispronounces “etcetera” as “excetera”

Coach, a lot of people like winning football teams, can you tell ND fans why you’ve decided not to produce one?

Two things....First, these cops are responding to a shooting, anyone running away from the scene is a suspect and should be detained.

Cop here. I’ll chime in. The video itself isn’t helpful, other than proving that Bennett was detained and handcuffed. Unfortunately, we don’t have the video of what lead up to it. We could see if the officer was a complete asshole (certainly possible) or if Bennett is lying (also possible). I don’t know any of the…

Wow. I really feel for Bennett. Paying good money to see the Mayweather-McGregor fight.

Wow, Oakland can’t even keep their Civil Rights attorneys from heading to Vegas.

Russillo addressed what happened, took full responsibility for it,

We call people like you a “mark.”