You can’t get sued for defamation for reporting what Tig Notaro said.

*Wyoming Courtroom, Preliminary Hearing* 

Where did the Moose touch you?

Probably the same way his parents criminally entered that ‘e’ in there.

Wyoming; where the men are men, and the sheep are scared.

Reveling when a bible-thumper gets caught with his pants down is something I’ll never tire of.

Is it a problem or an opportunity?

Sure, great idea - you can put that $450 you saved to a couple of your divorce lawyer’s billable hours.

boil corn in milk?

If the Browns start feeling the pressure, they can just release DeValve

I know they don’t get to run it often, but only the Browns would have to practice the damn victory formation.

I strained my eyes looking at this for too long

As editor in chief of Splinter, I must state that Splinter does not endorse Hamilton Nolan’s views about the eclipse. I do, however, support him emotionally.

Prince Shembo. You may have read about the fall out.

“I was the absent professor,” Kelly says. “I wasn’t paying attention to the details that we needed.

It’s not like Brian Kelly has ever faced consequences for leaving somebody out there twisting in the wind.

But Charlottesville was about the Robert E. Lee statue though.

I will kick you in the chest