So much hype around the Dodge Demon and yet this Nissan Maxima is clearly a hell of a drag racer.

Psst, buddy, California has a shitload of water right now.

I am. People are irresponsible dog owners. Dogs deserve better.

Your ‘shrug’ comment lead me to believe you were displaying sympathy for the animal, and then I continued to read. Well played sir...

My dog jumped out of my bedroom window on the second floor one night. She was fairly fresh from the pound and was wearing her shock collar. None of this woke me up, but the next morning I couldn’t figure out why the screen was busted out of my window or where the fuck my dog was. I finally thought to open the front…

I was in Portland Oregon in the early ‘90s and briefly dated a hippie chick who had a golden lab. So one day we got super baked (duh), went to the park with the dog, and then walked back to her car, which was parked on the top floor of a parking garage.

That guy is a serious Stupid Dog Owner...who the fuck thinks it’s a good idea to bring a large, energetic dog to their job when it involves running around right next to a pool filled with shit that only has a 3 foot high fence around it? Of course he ran over and wanted to check it out. Fuck you, moron.

Science has proven repeatedly that the worst car color is the teal that appeared on everything in the 1990s.

He didn’t know, man. He’s part Labrador and heard water noises, he thought it was a party. He’s still a good dog. A stinky, good dog.

Yellow. You want to drive a taxi, you ought to at least get paid for it.

I can’t believe I had to scroll as far as I did to see a mention of driving slowly in the passing lane.

Never choose the shortest line in the grocery store.

FIFY:

Or for that matter cutting off people in roundabouts with two lanes. There’s 6 on my way to work here in CO and almost everyday some jackass just pulls into my lane to exit when I’m next to them and it nearly ends in them almost hitting me/cutting me off.

People who brake on the highway.

Constantly on and off the brakes, usually when driving too close to the vehicle in front but not limited to that.

Three signs a parked car is probably driven by a bad driver:

The greater the number of political, religious, and or cause stickers on the back of the car, the worse the driver.

Does not matter which side of the aisle their views reside on.

They drive a BMW.